i'll walk it off...

"And theres a big bullfrog in the head...theres a big bullfrog in the head"

the infection lives! yet another year! so piss off Satan and dont take me for dumber than i look!

if i stay awake i wont be older today! yes! thats it!

penizzling vs. vajazzling...stay tuned!

a seedling was mowed over today, it was thought to be a weed...bad bad bad.

time of the lion! time to swim like a dolphin.

Happy Birthday Rastafari! the time of the lion has started...

call me Flipper!

*when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!*-Hunter S Thompson

*when the going gets weird, the weird go pro*-Raoul Duke

pussy trolls?! holy rabid nuns batman!

BILL BRASKI!!

new bikini shots up!...of some girl on fubar probably.

filling the generation gap is like adding soil to a bottomless pit!

ah well...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLYYYYYYYYY!

ha ha! theyre gonna need a bigger boat!! or shoot me!

gunna warsh myself with a rag on a stee-ick!

Bill mutha fcukin ghostbusters groundhogs day Murray!